Banana Brain Blunder

2 February 2026

Oh, Rodger Lai, you clever little monkey. Registering nanabanana.ai just 15 days after Google drops their Nano Banana AI bombshell? Pure coincidence, right? Nah, you thought you could monkey around with a typo and cash in on the hype.

But wait, your genius defense: it's inspired by the 'Nana Banana' song! Because nothing says 'playful AI image editor' like a kiddie rhyme. As if the panel wouldn't see through that banana peel of a lie. Your brain must be on vacation if you expected anyone to buy that fruity fable.

And admitting you slapped 'Google Nano Banana AI Image Editor' on your site 'briefly' during 'early development'? That's not a whoopsie, that's waving a red flag. You only yanked it and slapped on disclaimers after realizing you might get peeled in court. Talk about slipping on your own lack of foresight.

Your whole operation screams amateur hour – imitating Google's tool while pretending it's all innocent fun. Next time, pick a domain that doesn't reek of desperate opportunism. Or better yet, use that 'creative' energy for something original, you banana-brained bandit.